Tuesday, March 24, 2009

St. Elmos Fire

The past few days I have been bleeding a bit and naturally this has caused me to go into complete panic hysteria mode. I called my doctor and told her what was happening and she told me to come in for a blood test. I went in and have to go back for another one in two days so they can compare my human growing levels (HGC)...or something like that. I try to give my baby inspirational talks..."Common little one you are already a lentil bean and just yesterday you were only a little sesame seed....next week you will be a kidney bean and before you know it a whole grape....and pretty soon (wipe tear from eye) you will be a small banana!!" I am even trying to give our baby some inspirational music to listen to. This morning after my walk I sat on the couch, plugged in my iPhone and popped an ear bud into my belly button and let my lentil listen to "St. Elmo's Fire"...and then "It's my Life" by BonJovi!!! I am completely aware of what a utter dork I am.

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